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120_minutenTeam: Nutellasalat
Challenge: Personen – Heterosexuelle Lebenspartner – fürs Team
Fandom: Star Wars
Titel: Hanging around
Inhalt: Obi-Wan Kenobi und Anakin Skywalker streiten sich wie ein altes Ehepaar – also alles wie immer in der weit weit entfernten Galaxie.
Anmerkung: Hemmungslose Neckerei zwischen den beiden wundervollen Jedi-Rittern, weil man davon gar nicht genug bekommen kann Ich empfehle die ersten drei Minuten Oh, and story is in English?
Hanging around
“If I didn’t know better then I’d think you had planned all this, Anakin.”
“You think I planned for you to slip on the ground, cling to my robe and both of us falling over the only cliff of this whole starforsaken planet?”
“Slip on the ground? I distinctly remember that you missed to dodge the last of those blaster shots. I was forced to take certain countermeasures.”
„You call your sloppy backjump onto that frozen plateau a countermeasure?“
„Your bellyflop to avoid the Droidicas was of course infinitely more graceful.“
“At least I didn’t fall of a cliff!”
“That wasn’t a fall! It was a... tactical retreat.”
“Remind me to never discuss anything remotely tactical with you ever again.”
“If you take any longer to get us on top of that cliff again, I won’t have to because I’ll have died of old age.”
“Well, Master, you can force jump over me any time you like and maybe give me a hand for a change?”
“After you. I insist.”
“I’m reckless, Master, not brain-dead. Those droids are just waiting for us to show up again. You are getting heavy, by the way. My arm is about to fall off.”
“Release the pain into the Force, Anakin. Oh, and your whining too, if you are at it.”
“How about I release you into the Force, Master?”
“Oh please, don’t make promises you don’t intend to keep.”
“Don’t try me. I haven’t rescued you yet.”
“Gosh darn, Anakin, I hadn’t noticed!”
“For someone who has been nagging me for years that I was to have patience and trust in the Force, you are remarkably impatient yourself.”
“Are you telling me that you have a plan?”
“I’m working on it.”
“Seems a tad late, doesn’t it?”
“If you could shut up for two seconds I might be able to signal our troops.”
“They are jamming all communications; I thought you were aware of that.”
“Well I don’t see you coming up with any plans of escape!”
“That’s because I have patience and trust in the Force.”
“... You put a tracker on one of the droids at the start of the battle, didn’t you?”
“Of course I did.”
“You are cunning indeed, Master.”
“Why thank you, Anakin. A compliment from you is bound to lighten up my day.”
“You could have mentioned it earlier, you know. But I’m assuming that it eluded you temporarily due to your ... advanced age?”
“Now that was uncalled for, Anakin.”
“I apologize, Master.
“... Do you think the reinforcements have already arrived?”
“Only one way to find out. Jump!”
“Right behind you, Anakin. As always.”
- End
Challenge: Personen – Heterosexuelle Lebenspartner – fürs Team
Fandom: Star Wars
Titel: Hanging around
Inhalt: Obi-Wan Kenobi und Anakin Skywalker streiten sich wie ein altes Ehepaar – also alles wie immer in der weit weit entfernten Galaxie.
Anmerkung: Hemmungslose Neckerei zwischen den beiden wundervollen Jedi-Rittern, weil man davon gar nicht genug bekommen kann Ich empfehle die ersten drei Minuten Oh, and story is in English?
Hanging around
“If I didn’t know better then I’d think you had planned all this, Anakin.”
“You think I planned for you to slip on the ground, cling to my robe and both of us falling over the only cliff of this whole starforsaken planet?”
“Slip on the ground? I distinctly remember that you missed to dodge the last of those blaster shots. I was forced to take certain countermeasures.”
„You call your sloppy backjump onto that frozen plateau a countermeasure?“
„Your bellyflop to avoid the Droidicas was of course infinitely more graceful.“
“At least I didn’t fall of a cliff!”
“That wasn’t a fall! It was a... tactical retreat.”
“Remind me to never discuss anything remotely tactical with you ever again.”
“If you take any longer to get us on top of that cliff again, I won’t have to because I’ll have died of old age.”
“Well, Master, you can force jump over me any time you like and maybe give me a hand for a change?”
“After you. I insist.”
“I’m reckless, Master, not brain-dead. Those droids are just waiting for us to show up again. You are getting heavy, by the way. My arm is about to fall off.”
“Release the pain into the Force, Anakin. Oh, and your whining too, if you are at it.”
“How about I release you into the Force, Master?”
“Oh please, don’t make promises you don’t intend to keep.”
“Don’t try me. I haven’t rescued you yet.”
“Gosh darn, Anakin, I hadn’t noticed!”
“For someone who has been nagging me for years that I was to have patience and trust in the Force, you are remarkably impatient yourself.”
“Are you telling me that you have a plan?”
“I’m working on it.”
“Seems a tad late, doesn’t it?”
“If you could shut up for two seconds I might be able to signal our troops.”
“They are jamming all communications; I thought you were aware of that.”
“Well I don’t see you coming up with any plans of escape!”
“That’s because I have patience and trust in the Force.”
“... You put a tracker on one of the droids at the start of the battle, didn’t you?”
“Of course I did.”
“You are cunning indeed, Master.”
“Why thank you, Anakin. A compliment from you is bound to lighten up my day.”
“You could have mentioned it earlier, you know. But I’m assuming that it eluded you temporarily due to your ... advanced age?”
“Now that was uncalled for, Anakin.”
“I apologize, Master.
“... Do you think the reinforcements have already arrived?”
“Only one way to find out. Jump!”
“Right behind you, Anakin. As always.”
- End
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Date: 2013-08-25 05:45 pm (UTC)Sorry. Kohärenz ist aus, ertrunken in epic bickering. AWWW!
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Date: 2013-08-25 09:49 pm (UTC)Ich empfehle folgende Episoden
- 2,5: Landing at Point Rain (Klone sind awesome, Obi-Wan ist fucking hardcore verletzt und trotzdem besser als ihr alle)
- 2,6: Ahsoka und Anakin und die superheiße Schnitte Barriss Offee müssen ihre Differenzen bereinigen
- 2,7: Obi-Wan is high as a kite on pain killer meds und kämpft gegen Zombies
- 4,11-4,13: Sklaverei-Arc und HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY ENTIRE KINK BUTTON COLLECTION SMASHED IN WITH HULK'S FIST: sie werden entführt, gefoltert, ausgepeitscht, noch mehr gefoltert, Anakin hat seltsame het-vibes mit einer Katzenlady, die aussieht wie die Mutter von Captain Amelia von "Disney's Treasure Planet", Obi-Wan wird psychologischer Folter unterzogen und Ahsoka darf alle retten. HOLY SHIT THAT PLOT <333
- alles mit Obi-Wan und Hondo, dem Piraten, der eigentlich wie Qui-Gon ist, nur in evüüüül, und Obi-Wan so herrlich mit seinem Snobismus aufzieht (THEY NEED TO HATEFUCK, DAMN IT)