Sommerpäckchen #1
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120_minutenTitel: von Ratten und Hunden
Genre: Original (Ben und Lee, mein Fussballer-homosexuellen-paar)
Challenge: Hunde, die bellen, beißen nicht (Päckchen als Team erfüllt,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
schwarze_elster, hope_calaris, gobbolina und ich)
Kommentar: keine beta. auf Englisch, nur dialog, ich hoffe, ihr seid nicht verwirrt.
"I seem to remember to have said that I'd like a cat, not a rat."
"It's a dog."
"It's a rat."
"It's a dog. It's a chihuahua."
"Ben!"
"What?"
"That's so fucking cliché."
"Why?"
"Because no 'proper' man would get a chihuahua, only gay men do that."
"And we are gay men."
"And I'm a gay man who's trying to be accepted in the football world. How do you think it's going to look if I'm seen with that rat."
"Chihuahua."
"Rat."
"You can say that it's my dog. People think I'm the woman in our relationship anyway."
"No, they don't. I'm smaller than you. I'm the woman in people's minds. At least, if it has to be a dog, get a big dog."
"And that's not fucking cliché? You trying too fucking hard to be so manly."
"I'm not trying too fucking hard, you're making it too fucking difficult with Tiffy down there."
"His name's Lewis."
"Lewis?"
"Lewis."
"Does he bite?"
"No."
"Great, that means he barks a lot. Get rid of him. I still want a cat."
"Cats are mean. Look at him, he's cute."
"..."
"He's been badly treated by his former owners. He needs a lot of love."
"I hate you."
"I know."
"Can we change the name?"
"No."
"Can we at least get a second dog? One that's bigger?"
"Now, how is that going to look?"
"Like you're compensating your big ego and I'm compensating my small dick."
Genre: Original (Ben und Lee, mein Fussballer-homosexuellen-paar)
Challenge: Hunde, die bellen, beißen nicht (Päckchen als Team erfüllt,
schwarze_elster, hope_calaris, gobbolina und ich)Kommentar: keine beta. auf Englisch, nur dialog, ich hoffe, ihr seid nicht verwirrt.
"I seem to remember to have said that I'd like a cat, not a rat."
"It's a dog."
"It's a rat."
"It's a dog. It's a chihuahua."
"Ben!"
"What?"
"That's so fucking cliché."
"Why?"
"Because no 'proper' man would get a chihuahua, only gay men do that."
"And we are gay men."
"And I'm a gay man who's trying to be accepted in the football world. How do you think it's going to look if I'm seen with that rat."
"Chihuahua."
"Rat."
"You can say that it's my dog. People think I'm the woman in our relationship anyway."
"No, they don't. I'm smaller than you. I'm the woman in people's minds. At least, if it has to be a dog, get a big dog."
"And that's not fucking cliché? You trying too fucking hard to be so manly."
"I'm not trying too fucking hard, you're making it too fucking difficult with Tiffy down there."
"His name's Lewis."
"Lewis?"
"Lewis."
"Does he bite?"
"No."
"Great, that means he barks a lot. Get rid of him. I still want a cat."
"Cats are mean. Look at him, he's cute."
"..."
"He's been badly treated by his former owners. He needs a lot of love."
"I hate you."
"I know."
"Can we change the name?"
"No."
"Can we at least get a second dog? One that's bigger?"
"Now, how is that going to look?"
"Like you're compensating your big ego and I'm compensating my small dick."
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Date: 2010-06-27 09:08 pm (UTC)Einfach nur schön. ;)
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Date: 2010-06-27 10:41 pm (UTC)Gott, das ist soo lustig. Ich will mehr zu den beiden lesen!!
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