Schreibaufgaben - Trailer
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Challenge: Schreibaufgaben: Trailer (fürs Team)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Oliver Wood/Charlie Weasley
Wörter: 591
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nyx_chan. Ein Trailer für das eine RomCom AU, an dem ich seit Jahren nicht schreibe, obwohl es Babyalligatoren und ein schlechtes Wortspiel im Titel hat.
Contrary to popular belief, Charlie Weasley doesn‘t need a girlfriend.
„So, you have a date for the wedding yet?“ Bill was shouting over the booming music and grinning from one ear to the other. Charlie couldn‘t help but grin just as ridiculously, stupidly wide.
„I still have… what? A month? Plenty of time to fall in love...“
Bill raised the bottle of tequila for a toast to the whole club at large. „To my brother and best man, the hopeless romantic!“
The kid hesitantly extended a hand, just stopping short of actually touching.
„Go ahead, she likes to be petted. There you go.“ Charlie smiled down at the juvenile alligator on his arm and the boy carefully petting its scales. „See? Her skin is dry, not slimy at all.“
The (tall, broad shouldered, gorgeous) man behind the boy smirked at Charlie. „So, you‘re a zoo keeper?“
Charlie raised an eyebrow. „Surprised?“
„Only about how much I dig the wellies.“
Or a boyfriend, for that matter.
„Whatever.“ Tonks nudged him with her ellbow. „You really need to get laid.“
„What I really need is to find a mate for a Chinese alligator bull, thank you very much.“
So, maybe Charlie was drunk. Maybe. Probably. Whatever.
„Did you know that Chinese alligators sing together to attract mates?“
Oliver, tall, broad shouldered, gorgeous Oliver chuckled. „No, I did not know that.“
„It‘s adorable.“ Charlie took another sip of his beer. „Anyway, my brother‘s getting married next week, wanna be my date?“
„You kind of forgot to tell mum that you‘re gay.“
Charlie furrowed his brows in confusion, but Ginny didn‘t exactly give him time to sort through that and just carried on: „But she‘s cool. As long as her grandchildren aren‘t crocodiles, she‘s cool.“
„I just really always wanted to have kids… Wife, kids, a white picket fence, the whole nine yards, you know?“
Oliver nodded like, yes, he knew. A soft smile played around his lips. „Well, I‘ve seen you with my nephew. And baby lizards. - You‘re going to be a great dad, one day.“
„They‘re crocodylians not lizards...“
He woke up to the sun shining into his face and to warm breath on his neck. A heavy arm was draped over his waist and the pillow was just so soft… Charlie drifted back to sleep, barely registering Oliver snuggling closer to his back.
„It‘s just… I can‘t do this. I‘m not in a place...“ Charlie set down the bucket with chopped fish for the caimans. This really wasn‘t the time or the place...
„What? You‘re not in a place to enjoy pretty good sex?“ Oliver didn‘t look hurt, just slightly amused, as if this wasn‘t a big thing, as if he hadn‘t just but himself out there.
Charlie shook his head. „Exactly. It‘s just not what I want, I want something real.“
Now, Oliver‘s pokerface finally slipped. „Then bloody fall in love with me, nobody’s stopping you!“
The alligator tilted its head and bellowed pitifully. Charlie, leaning on the acrylic glass enclosure wall, nodded. „I know mate. You and me both.“
But this summer, he might just get what he needs the most.
The alligator bellowed, repeatedly lowering its head below the water surface. And for the first time in weeks, he got an answer: On the other side of the water basin,Vritra roared.
„Figures. Even those lizards have a better love life than I do.“
Charlie didn‘t need to turn around to recognise the voice, but of course he did. „You came.“
„What can I say, I dig the wellingtons...“
Challenge: Schreibaufgaben: Trailer (fürs Team)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Oliver Wood/Charlie Weasley
Wörter: 591
A/N: Für
nyx_chan. Ein Trailer für das eine RomCom AU, an dem ich seit Jahren nicht schreibe, obwohl es Babyalligatoren und ein schlechtes Wortspiel im Titel hat.Contrary to popular belief, Charlie Weasley doesn‘t need a girlfriend.
„So, you have a date for the wedding yet?“ Bill was shouting over the booming music and grinning from one ear to the other. Charlie couldn‘t help but grin just as ridiculously, stupidly wide.
„I still have… what? A month? Plenty of time to fall in love...“
Bill raised the bottle of tequila for a toast to the whole club at large. „To my brother and best man, the hopeless romantic!“
The kid hesitantly extended a hand, just stopping short of actually touching.
„Go ahead, she likes to be petted. There you go.“ Charlie smiled down at the juvenile alligator on his arm and the boy carefully petting its scales. „See? Her skin is dry, not slimy at all.“
The (tall, broad shouldered, gorgeous) man behind the boy smirked at Charlie. „So, you‘re a zoo keeper?“
Charlie raised an eyebrow. „Surprised?“
„Only about how much I dig the wellies.“
Or a boyfriend, for that matter.
„Whatever.“ Tonks nudged him with her ellbow. „You really need to get laid.“
„What I really need is to find a mate for a Chinese alligator bull, thank you very much.“
So, maybe Charlie was drunk. Maybe. Probably. Whatever.
„Did you know that Chinese alligators sing together to attract mates?“
Oliver, tall, broad shouldered, gorgeous Oliver chuckled. „No, I did not know that.“
„It‘s adorable.“ Charlie took another sip of his beer. „Anyway, my brother‘s getting married next week, wanna be my date?“
„You kind of forgot to tell mum that you‘re gay.“
Charlie furrowed his brows in confusion, but Ginny didn‘t exactly give him time to sort through that and just carried on: „But she‘s cool. As long as her grandchildren aren‘t crocodiles, she‘s cool.“
„I just really always wanted to have kids… Wife, kids, a white picket fence, the whole nine yards, you know?“
Oliver nodded like, yes, he knew. A soft smile played around his lips. „Well, I‘ve seen you with my nephew. And baby lizards. - You‘re going to be a great dad, one day.“
„They‘re crocodylians not lizards...“
He woke up to the sun shining into his face and to warm breath on his neck. A heavy arm was draped over his waist and the pillow was just so soft… Charlie drifted back to sleep, barely registering Oliver snuggling closer to his back.
„It‘s just… I can‘t do this. I‘m not in a place...“ Charlie set down the bucket with chopped fish for the caimans. This really wasn‘t the time or the place...
„What? You‘re not in a place to enjoy pretty good sex?“ Oliver didn‘t look hurt, just slightly amused, as if this wasn‘t a big thing, as if he hadn‘t just but himself out there.
Charlie shook his head. „Exactly. It‘s just not what I want, I want something real.“
Now, Oliver‘s pokerface finally slipped. „Then bloody fall in love with me, nobody’s stopping you!“
The alligator tilted its head and bellowed pitifully. Charlie, leaning on the acrylic glass enclosure wall, nodded. „I know mate. You and me both.“
But this summer, he might just get what he needs the most.
The alligator bellowed, repeatedly lowering its head below the water surface. And for the first time in weeks, he got an answer: On the other side of the water basin,Vritra roared.
„Figures. Even those lizards have a better love life than I do.“
Charlie didn‘t need to turn around to recognise the voice, but of course he did. „You came.“
„What can I say, I dig the wellingtons...“
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Date: 2018-09-19 05:59 am (UTC)„But she‘s cool. As long as her grandchildren aren‘t crocodiles, she‘s cool.“
Ich glaube, jetzt halten mich meine Mitreisenden für total bekloppt, ich musste so lachen, als ich das gelesen habe.
Überhaupt finde ich es sehr klasse, wie du den Alligator da eingebaut hast.
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Date: 2018-09-29 07:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-09-19 08:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-09-29 07:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-09-19 09:17 am (UTC)Das ist mein Lieblingssatz:
„What I really need is to find a mate for a Chinese alligator bull, thank you very much.“
Und dieser hier:
„Figures. Even those lizards have a better love life than I do.“
Uuund diesen:
„Anyway, my brother‘s getting married next week, wanna be my date?“
Und die fettgedruckten Sätze klangen in meinem Kopf wie aus einem typischen 90er-Jahre-Filmtrailer! :D
(Okay, zurück zur Arbeit.)
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Date: 2018-09-29 07:33 pm (UTC)Ha, das war die Inspiration, ich bin sehr froh, dass das funktioniert hat. =D
Und danke. Ich liebe dich auch und Charlie und Oliver brauchen immer und überall unnötig große Reptilien, it's a thing. *_* (Und chinesische Alligatoren sind sehr, sehr niedlich.)
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Date: 2018-09-29 11:06 am (UTC)Now, Oliver‘s pokerface finally slipped. „Then bloody fall in love with me, nobody’s stopping you!“
Oh, wie wunderschön!! Ich denke, ich spreche für uns alle UND FÜR OLIVER WENN ICH SAGE: CHARLIE, DU DUMPFBACKE. ICH NEHME GLEICH DIESEN ALLIGATOR UND WERFE IHN DIR INS GESICHT!!
Haaaaah, der Trailer ist wundervoll geworden!
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Date: 2018-09-29 07:35 pm (UTC)Ich liebe dich. Ich bin unangenehmerweise auch noch nicht fertig mit kichern. X'D
Vielen, vielen Dank! (Und, verdammt, jetzt will ich nicht mehr auf Englisch schreiben, irgendjemand muss Charlie eine Dumpfbacke nennen! Random deutscher Tourist? X'D)
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Date: 2018-09-30 01:29 pm (UTC)Ich glaube, was mir mit am besten gefällt ist wie sofort das Ding in meinem Kopf abläuft! Ich sehe alles, ich höre es, oh Gosh, es ist reinstes, bestes Kopfkino! Bless you!! Und ich liebe Charlie, dass er so ein Alligator-zentrierter Sap ist und Oliver einfach... den Jungen mit größer Geduld zum Praktischen bekehren will und gesegnet sei diese Geduld, weil vermutlich genug Leute darüber nachgedacht haben, Charlie in diesen Pool mit lAligatoren zu schubsen, wenn das Risiko der Uneffektivität dieser Tat nicht so hoch gewesen wäre. THEY ARE SO CUTE! Und ich meinte tatsächlich die Alligatoren... Aber Charlie und Oliver auch. Und alle anderen Menschen, die gleichzeitig beglückt und bestraft sind mit Charlie Weasley. I love everything about this!
(SCHREIB ES ENDLICH!!!)